tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44649836609540032952011-12-31T09:20:33.996-08:00ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.comBlogger271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-86864673376964016912011-01-16T05:45:00.000-08:002011-01-16T05:47:14.867-08:00<center><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVz88QWxK_w?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_PT"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVz88QWxK_w?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_PT" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-8686467337696401691?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-14338739123322336362008-12-29T09:04:00.000-08:002008-12-29T09:08:57.692-08:00<strong>Porque é que as dúvidas se afogaram no rio?<br />Porque não havia margem para dúvidas!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-1433873912332233636?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-40622796931276453372008-08-26T03:11:00.008-07:002008-08-26T04:15:55.918-07:00<strong><em>Cú</em> leva acento e vice-versa...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-4062279693127645337?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-64594215221207319692008-08-26T03:11:00.007-07:002008-08-29T07:11:51.201-07:00<strong>-Bamos dar uma volta de Mercedes...<br />-Benz?</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-6459421522120731969?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-15864450640619149692008-08-26T03:11:00.005-07:002008-08-26T04:01:28.154-07:00<strong>Era uma vez um preto lisboeta que como não tinha mãe foi criado pela ama Dora...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-1586445064061914969?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-76483521166194161132008-08-26T03:11:00.001-07:002008-08-26T04:04:30.967-07:00<strong>Era uma vez um nortenho que foi criado no centro litoral e que para ouvir as pessoas encostava a boca delas ao peito porque vivia com Óbidos no coração...<br /><br />(Dedicada ao Norte que tem aversão ao Algarve e que agora ainda tem mais razões para ter...) </strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7648352116619416113?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-29694577541937025472008-08-26T03:11:00.000-07:002008-08-26T04:05:05.579-07:00<strong>Na Índia, um rapaz vê uma rapariga a chorar e pergunta-lhe:<br />-Taj Mahal?</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-2969457754193702547?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-85705289638155479882008-07-29T08:23:00.000-07:002008-08-26T04:05:32.630-07:00<strong>Porque é que os filhos nunca gostam de ter mães boazonas?<br />Para não levarem porrada da grossa...<br /><br />Porque é que os amantes do Heavy Metal põem pedragulhos em cima dos radios?<br />Para ouvir musica pesada...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-8570528963815547988?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-75170235904514133622008-06-29T19:36:00.000-07:002008-08-26T04:05:54.447-07:00<strong>Era uma vez 3 gatos, os das pontas estavam a miar e o do meio?<br />O do meio era uma entremiada...<br /><br />(Com esta vou morrer solteira)</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7517023590451413362?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-70766702036244832252008-03-14T15:22:00.000-07:002008-08-26T04:06:32.504-07:00<strong>As elipses não são ovais, ovais ou ficas! (Professor de Geometria Descritiva)</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7076670203624483225?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-27382564651438349522008-02-11T14:23:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:06:50.770-07:00<strong>Lei dos Convencidos: Sou boa rapariga e vice-versa...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-2738256465143834952?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-84159974703464069662008-01-23T09:38:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:08:04.293-07:00<strong><br />"Só ouve quem quer, quem não quer que tape os olhos!" (Professor de Geometria Descritiva)<br />"Como é que se diz <em>black</em> em inglês?" (Márcia)<br />"Vocês sabem aqueles bebés que dormem durante o sono?" (Maria)<br />"Eu topo tudo, vejo muito bem" (Professor de Italiano... que por sua vez é estrábico)</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-8415997470346406966?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-46190506746909826402008-01-22T06:41:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:10:29.586-07:00<strong>Os amantes do mar fazem bodyboard e os nerd's peritos em informática fazem motherboard...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-4619050674690982640?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-11575732408312019412008-01-14T10:51:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:08:32.774-07:00<strong>Qual é a semana que consulta o psicólogo?<br />A semana passada...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-1157573240831201941?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-42266358131004807702008-01-13T06:30:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:09:07.326-07:00<strong>Durante um enriquecedora conversa entre amigas:<br />Então, já comeste as bananas?<br />Não! Estavam amarelas!<br /><br />(Se ainda fossem côcos, que têm cor de preto...)</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-4226635813100480770?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-61162854366980736602008-01-10T14:27:00.000-08:002008-12-12T14:18:19.120-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FZTRUxKl-yQ/R5oggkjLXYI/AAAAAAAAAHo/dRt_U4g8EMw/s1600-h/penacova.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FZTRUxKl-yQ/R5oggkjLXYI/AAAAAAAAAHo/dRt_U4g8EMw/s200/penacova.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159472067045449090" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Qual é a água que está mais perto da morte?<br />É a água "Penacova"! (Pedro)</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-6116285436698073660?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-2382095737621173572008-01-06T03:59:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:10:07.381-07:00<strong>Como é que fica um ovo quando lhe cai uma galinha em cima?<br />Chocado!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-238209573762117357?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-56558996372605677862008-01-06T03:28:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:11:13.638-07:00<strong>-Oh espanhol aqui não diz o nome da tua terra...<br />-Cá-diz...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-5655899637260567786?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-70177035378297150042008-01-06T02:33:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:11:49.792-07:00<strong>Dois cães estavam a viajar pelo Algarve e um deles pergunta:<br />-Vamos por Faro?<br />-Pode ser nesse caso vou guardar o GPS...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7017703537829715004?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-70496079540377414502008-01-04T06:27:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:12:35.268-07:00<strong>Qual é o cúmulo da revista?<br />-Um cego ir comprar a <em>Visão</em>!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7049607954037741450?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-16951945685392809932007-12-26T15:42:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:16:31.469-07:00<strong>Porque é que as pretas têm o cú grande?<br />Porque os pretos têm a pila enorme!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-1695194568539280993?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-10049651270998944072007-12-26T15:41:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:16:50.398-07:00<strong>O que é que uma rapariga com o período vai fazer ao centro de Saúde?<br />Mudar o penso...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-1004965127099894407?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-49989258903107855802007-12-21T14:23:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:17:08.472-07:00<strong>O que é que os Emo's fazem?<br />Figuras tristes...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-4998925890310785580?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-77170443885424484272007-12-21T14:22:00.001-08:002008-08-26T04:17:27.655-07:00<strong>O que é um leão perito em geometria? Uma besta quadrada...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7717044388542448427?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-72865549882555057842007-12-21T04:58:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:17:42.313-07:00<strong>Porque é que o ar é livre?<br />Porque não tomou o comprimido...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-7286554988255505784?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-86288135375224540442007-12-20T03:57:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:18:02.627-07:00<strong>Qual é a água que as tias de Cascais bebem? Mon Chique!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-8628813537522454044?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4464983660954003295.post-13537092712971695922007-12-20T03:54:00.000-08:002008-08-26T04:18:35.740-07:00<strong>Está uma rapariga a ouvir música aos altos berros no quarto e entra a mãe:<br />-Filha, o que é isso que estás a ouvir?<br />-É Korn, mãe!<br />-Korn? Mas tu nem gostas de cereais!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4464983660954003295-1353709271297169592?l=lavado-a-seco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ana ritahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16483883063453520094noreply@blogger.com0